A world gone mad

Given the overabundance of conspiracy theories generally abounding throughout Egypt, I was rather surprised recently, while exiting the country through Cairo airport, to have an encounter that made the rest of the world look like it’s gone bonkers.

The boys and I were going through passport control – a place where one is generally conditioned to act as responsibly and sensibly as possible in order to avoid the flaring up of any prickly situations. Spying the official stamp through the glass, four-year-old Nazar asked the officer if he could stamp his hand.

In a beautifully fortuitous misunderstanding, the officer told Nazar, “Sure, just come in through this little door,” and stood up to let him into the booth. Hardly believing his good fortune, Nazar scurried inside, closely followed by his brother. Once inside, the officer gave Nazar the stamp and helped him stamp our three passports. He chatted to him, asked him his name, showed him how to hold the stamp, and guided his little hand as he stamped our passports. I was pretty much gobsmacked at this blatant toleration – in fact, encouragement – of such unregulated, spontaneous behaviour!

And the best part…? The security guards and police looking on with pleasure, smiling, seeing the situation for what it was, rather than what it wasn’t.

While the rest of the world is tying itself in knots and falling over itself to follow the ‘rules’, it is a relief to experience a moment where kids can just be kids. Where a four-year-old climbing into a passport booth to try out a stamp is actually okay, and not a cause for a national security alert.

The world has gone a little mad. And so I ask myself: Where does one draw the line between security and inanity? Between cautious and ludicrous? Funnily enough, it is clearly drawn in a Cairo airport passport control booth!